Nerd Poker with Brian Posehn and Friends (Earwolf)

Episode List
Earwolf Episode List

Brian Posehn
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''Brian's intro from the first Earwolf episode- I'm Brian Posehn! Basically what this show is, is every week me and my friends are going to play Dungeons and Dragons for about an hour. We'll mess around during the game and make fun of each other, all in all, it will be fun. Eventually, one of us is going to win and be crowned King Nerd. That's not how D&D works. Basically, if you've never played before, what were you doing? Throwing footballs? Banging girls or boys? What have you done with your lives if you've never played D&D? It's a role-playing game, it's my favorite role-playing game. Each player creates a character and you go through an adventure that the Dungeon Master, who you'll meet soon, creates. Sometimes he will play out of a book, or our guy, who you will meet shortly, he pulls everything out of his brain or his bottom's brain. And we'll be battling monsters and magical creatures, it's very hard to say that kind of stuff without feeling like a total nerd. There's really no ending or goal, I mean, every adventure will have a goal that Sark our DM will create and we'll never know until we get there or all of our characters die. It's basically like World of Warcraft but with a book, and also dice, and it's more fun and social you're not alone in a room, instead there are 6 people in a room. I basically, my history with D&D is I've played very young, I played in junior high and didn't play for a long time. Then in my 20s played again with a guy I worked with at a record store and that was very fun, we would get super high and listen to Slayer. D&D had a bad reputation in the early days for being Satanic and it's not, but my friend made it Satanic so that was fun. About 10 years ago I started to play with a group of friends you are about to meet and we played for about 7 years. Then me and another couple of guys got our wives pregnant, separately, by fucking. At least, that's what I did, I don't know Gerry and Patton's story. So then that derailed our game and I came up with the idea because I was talking with the people of Earwolf like "Hey let's do a podcast!". And I was like "I don't know what to do for a podcast" and then I went "Oh, I'll play D&D with my friends" Which I had been wanting to do anyways.''.. ''I like to play dumb guys. I like to play characters where I don't have to do a ton of thinking. I like to be the guy who is first through the door. I played small characters, one of the first characters I played was Jackie he was sort of a monk character. But since him, I've played mostly guys who are my stature or bigger, guys who like thumping things and killing."'

Blaine Capatch
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Blaine's intro from the first Earwolf episode'' - Hi, my name is Blaine Capatch, I'm a comedian stand-up wise. I also write for television, I've written for things like MAD tv and Mind of Mencia; NO WAIT COME BACK! I host Lucha Va Voom and I announce roller derbies and I play in bands. I usually play elves, when I was a kid I would play muscle men because I was a little elfy guy but then I grew into myself.''

Ken Daly
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Ken's intro from the first Earwolf episode'' - Hi, my name is Ken Daly and I'm a writer, a former actor. You might have seen me in such films as The Usual Suspects, a couple of lines, Karate Kid, one line. I also am right now doing a show with Dana Gould and Dave Koechner at Meltdown called Carney-Ville. Sort of a variety, carney themed comedy show, go enjoy that. Usually, I play as a bunch of different things, you never know what I'm going to be. I've been a three armed tree guy, a sneaky elf, you name it, thief, whatever.''

Sarah Guzzardo
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Sarah's intro from the first Earwolf episode'' - I'm Sarah Guzzardo, I'm a writer. I have a website called Avoid This Job and I'm the token girl. I typically play smart fighters, would be the goal. I think this one might be dumb, but we'll find out!''

Gerry Duggan
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Gerry's intro from the first Earwolf episode'' - Hi, I'm Gerry Duggan. I write television and comic books. Currently, I'm staffed on Attack of the Show. I wrote The Infinite Horizon for Image with Phil Noto. I usually play troublemakers I guess, across a wide spectrum of classes. I look forward to playing another troublemaker now. ''

Sark
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Sark's intro from the first Earwolf episode'': My real name is Scott Robinson, but you'll hear these guys all call me Sark because that's my gamer tag and that's what you know me by more than my real name. I'm a producer at Machinima so I work in video game media and we cover news, reviews, previews, that sort of thing. Recovering Mormon, I hate the homeless and I've fantasized about killing a hobo my entire life. Some day I want to wrap my hands around a homeless man's throat and watch his life drain out.''

Dan Telfer
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Dan started out as a special guest on episode 92 released on September 9, 2014. He was temporarily taking over Sarah's character Lyra, but once she officially took a sabbatical Dan became a permanent cast member.

Steve Agee
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Steve first joined the podcast on Episode 87, made available on August 5, 2014. He filled in for Gerry's character Winter and, after a long absence from Duggan, he eventually became a permanent cast member.

Season 1
Bartho Shett Boral

Blackee Green

Mildred Maxxton

Amarth Amon

Ell Ryan

Sir Richard of Glinishmore

Damian Wormwood Darkomen

Season 2
Lyra

Dag Darkomen

Winter

Houg Denning

Nausica Nimhigh